Fanfare please

Happy to announce that Lila and I became engaged on sunday right before the 4pm sea lion feeding at the central park zoo



We are both very happy. We have not set a date yet, but don't worry we will.

A Public Apology

Ok. When I didn't hang out too much with our friends, no one blacked my face out of a photo. Eric, I'm sorry you couldn't come to homecoming. You're a great friend, a great scheduler, and I'm sure you'll be a great lawyer.

I tried to come up with a good republican joke but I couldn't think of one that wouldn't make what I wrote above less meaningful. This is the closest you're going to get to getting a hug.

Results are in

Despite having the opportunity to hook up with jonelle, drink lots, have a good time, and escape the stigma of being a republican, Eric Penley did not come to homecoming.



Perhaps we should all have a moment of silence in memory of his passing the dark side.

Fact: Jon is really good at changing his oil

No, its the opposite!

It'd be true if being really good at changing oil included: dripping it all over your face, loosing washers, not tightening bolts enough, losing said bolt on the highway, draining all your oil at 65mph and making your car smoke. And trashing the engine.

At least friendly tow truck drivers, tom, dave, and a cave man were all ready and willing to help.

Actually I feel bad for Jon. But nobody tell him.

Thank you for dynamite

Apparently Al Gore is the favorite for a nobel prize this year. Check it out here.

The quality of teaching

So a classmate of mine recently observed a bio lesson. During this lesson the teacher told the students that two animals of different species could not mate and reproduce. A student raised his hand and asked, what about the platypus? Doesn't it come from the reproduction of the duck and the beaver? To which the teacher replied, "Oh well, thats an exception."

I don't think I'm going to make a joke about it because although it is funny, it isn't.

Bling Bling

Get a grill or get this, the nerd's version of a grill.