backward emoticons

So for all you looking to damn the man and save the empire type your emoticons backwards!!!

rather than typing :-) and having it changed to some idiotic looking smiley face why don't you type (-:

Go ahead!! Add the wink or the ever popular open mouth 0-: or even the winking open mouth for when you are trying to slyly communicate a level of stupendous surprise!!

Here is a picture of a smiley face



Here is a picture of some throwing stars



Get the idea? Watch out all those who use emoticons otherwise you'll hear a guitar wailing and you know whats about to happen.......